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Originally Posted by Pasta Giant Meatball
Taco Bell packet
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Somehow I still chuckle, and I can't even remember who the [Hispanic, . . NOT Carlos Mencia or George Lopez] standup was. And I'm sure it was over 15 years ago. But he starts a Taco Bell bit, and pauses and says with reverence
'those sauce packets [begins mock weeping] just like mama used to make . . . what? Is there bell pepper in there?!?!'
Whomever it was, it was the same guy who had the bit about his dad making him speak 'merican. They were at a hotel when he was a kid and he started talking 'mexican' with his buddies. His dad grabbed him and gave him a stink eye, then he grabbed the Gideon bible from the dresser and said 'see that, that's the Lord's word, written in American. You won't open that and see a jalapeno pepper poppin out!!'
