[kccrow]

Originally Posted by TigerUppercut

Try 3 grad degrees all of which start with M

Here's a clue: don't buy a vowel

"After GED" doesn't usually qualify as a "Grad Degree," but here's a shot at it...

Master Pipefitter - Gotta know how to slide that big ol' Alex meat down the hatch

Master Plumber - Gotta know how to keep the pipes lubed up just right when Alex puts it in the backside.

Master Carpenter - Gotta know how to build something up and make it look great even though you're using builder's grade, shit materials as a foundation.