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Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare
PMII bakes the whole ****ing bird in comparison
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You got THAT right.
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Originally Posted by pugsnotdrugs19
Good day, everyone. It's another tremendous day in the Chiefs Kingdom.
Just wanted to point out again (because I'm not sure it was ever put into this context), that John Dorsey, Andy Reid, and the entire Chiefs staff thought Patrick Mahomes II was worthy of a top-10 pick, another 1st rounder, and a 3rd round choice. 
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It IS glorious. Truly the best thing to happen to the Chiefs since Reid and Dorsey came to town, far surpassing some piddly wild card win in which the team's QB was dragged to victory yet again by his superior team mates, yes.
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Originally Posted by KChiefs1
Keitzman saying Mahomes is a loser again.
Alex Smith will have more wins.
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Keitzman is what happens when Sandy, Tigger, Laz, and Threebag all join hands on the Twister mat and slather each other with Crisco before strangering each other whilst watching Alex Smith highlight reels in which Smith gets butt****ed by KC Wolf.
Or something to that effect.
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Originally Posted by BigMeatballBillay
Mahomes had the worst defense in college football. Nobody would win games with that defense **** Keitzman.
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Yes, Billay. You are 1000% correct.
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Originally Posted by TigerUppercut
Alex Smith was the #1 overall pick coming out of college after an extraordinary season, are you saying Mahomes accomplished more yet he fell to #10? You are judging this kid on arm talent and miss the big picture here, he's a reckless player who played in a terrible conference. I could care less about the comparisons to Favre. Give me Brady, Wilson, Montana, or Rodgers comparisons from coaches and you have my attention. Minimum and I mean minimum of a year on the bench if you want any chance of him being successful.
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Alex Smith was a #1 pick who spawned a race of gay Crisco butt****ers who pledged their lives and fortunes to follow Alex wherever he went, making up stories about their hero that no one wanted to listen to.
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Originally Posted by TigerUppercut
Once upon a time the league was infatuated with kaep and RG3 and raved about their potential, and this was after a full year of nfl snaps. Two players who could also legitimately run the football.
Yet here you are jerking off to a kid who hasnt won anything significant who has a big arm and a heart. Pump the brakes, pugs. You're going to be very, very disappointed if this doesn't work out. More than 2/3 of the guys with this hype fail.
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Pump your fist up Alex's asshole while his wife pees in your mouth.
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Originally Posted by TigerUppercut
Idiots forgetting how many qbs have come and gone in this league since 2005, we snag a QB that gives us 4 straight winning seasons and here we are shitting on him and trying to rush a 21 year old into the hardest position in the nfl. Pump the damn brakes
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That was very nice of Alex to let the Chiefs drag him along to 4 winning seasons. 4 seasons where all he had to was suck, under perform, and spend his free time ramming his micro-peen up your nostrils.