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Old 02-27-2017, 01:18 PM   #91
Amnorix Amnorix is offline
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Boston, Mass.
Casino cash: $10029808
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We think you'll be safe in rural Wisconsin working in a bank. Your only risk is if they connect your new name to the Three skit with attorneys.

Male name: KENDRICK
Female name: TRACEY
Surname: CHEATHAM
Location: Barron County, Wisconsin
Male occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $22,100
Female occupation: Wholesale and Retail Buyers, Except Farm Products
Annual Salary: $59,200
Your Main Hobby: Cryptography
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Auto racing
Sounds pretty nice actually. Winters are going to suck, though. Northwestern Wisconsin cannot be good...





And...yeah. Average is 15 degrees in January, 17 in February. The low is -31 and -24 respectively.

http://www.areavibes.com/barron-wi/weather/


Ah well, hopefully the missus will keep me warm after the Nascar events get her all excited.
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