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Originally Posted by Rain Man
They'll never expect to find you in Nantucket fixing watches and doing curls.
Bruce and Willa is a fun name for a couple, by the way. It makes me think of Die Hard, which is what you're hoping not to do in the Witness Protection Program.
Male name: BRUCE
Female name: WILLA
Surname: HARTSFIELD
Location: Nantucket, Town and County of, Massachusetts
Male occupation: Watch Repairers
Annual Salary: $17,500
Female occupation: Materials Scientists
Annual Salary: $52,600
Your Main Hobby: Bodybuilding
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Lego building
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Combined salary of $52,600 in Nantucket. Presumably they live in a doghouse, or else their housing is paid for by the Feds.
Your summers will rock, your winters will SUCK, and you will really enjoy the seafood, if you can actually afford it.