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Originally Posted by ChiliConCarnage
I've recently gotten on the wrong side of the Jesuit World Order. I'm pretty scared they're going to hurt me. I believe the Patriots winning the Super Bowl was a message from them to me.
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They'll never expect to find you in Nantucket fixing watches and doing curls.
Bruce and Willa is a fun name for a couple, by the way. It makes me think of Die Hard, which is what you're hoping not to do in the Witness Protection Program.
Male name: BRUCE
Female name: WILLA
Surname: HARTSFIELD
Location: Nantucket, Town and County of, Massachusetts
Male occupation: Watch Repairers
Annual Salary: $17,500
Female occupation: Materials Scientists
Annual Salary: $52,600
Your Main Hobby: Bodybuilding
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Lego building