Hypothetical: Enter the witness protection program here.
State your interest and I will assign you a new life, along with that of your real or hypothetical spouse.
Here's mine:
Male name: BRYON
Female name: PAMELA
Surname: BARLOW
Location: Winnebago County, Iowa
Male occupation: Audio-Visual and Multimedia Collections Specialists
Annual Salary: $39,500
Female occupation: Tellers
Annual Salary: $31,700
Your Main Hobby: Astrology
Your Spouse's Main Hobby: Skiing
I wish they had assigned me a first name with a standard spelling, but my new job sounds okay. Kind of a cold place to live, though.
Last edited by Rain Man; 02-26-2017 at 12:02 AM..
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