I had some strange questions posed to me at the clinic, too. The oddest was, "Has diarrhea adversely affected your sexual activity?" Whaaaaaat? Ummm, how the hell wouldn't it? Browning the sheets isn't very sexy, in my opinion. So, why ask that and why now? How come they never asked me, "So, has having 9 inches of colon chopped out and that big scar in your gut up to your navel that we sliced through nerves so you can't even feel your junk affected your sexual activity in any way? How about the bi-weekly poisonings we pump into you? Anything not working like it used to?"
