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Invite Aquib Talib back to Kauffman under the guise that he'll be receiving a major award. once he arrives, tie him to a refrigerator dolly (or any appliance dolly for that matter), and in the 7th inning stretch, wheel him to home plate where 5 lucky fans get to rifle baseballs at him while standing 5' away. Those who create the most bruises get 5 free hot dogs at the next buck night.
I think that would draw in a lot of revenue.
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