Clay finally gets behind the Chiefs starting QB and gets banned.
This place is weird.
Aight', Imma' be real.
Let's start with you. As a poster, you bore me more than 5000 consecutive screen passes ever could. You never make me laugh, you never make me angry either. You're just kinda' floating in the bowl like a goldfish on it's last breath.
And that thing in your avatar is so ****ing ugly, there should be a special Chiefs Planet function for blocking the avatars of specific users, created just for you. I would literally rather look at Hillary's saggy gunt and poot-chute than that thing you're sporting.
For the love of God man; people are sometimes eating meals while perusing these threads.
And you say Clay had no shame.
Next up, Tigger Unclesuck.
Goddamn.
Do I even have to expend energy typing ANYTHING about that mother****er at this point?
That fact that I even had to spend 2.5 seconds typing that little dick sucker's name is offensive, and should earn him a bannin'. Wasn't he a ****ing Jaguars fan or some shit?! What the **** is wrong with you people?
And finally....
Sandy Girlparts.
Oh......child.
You know, I'm old now and I've been around more blocks than Black Bob's uncle tricked his little punk-ass out on, but I do not profess to know everything in life.
That's a mark of wisdom.
That said, there is one thing I do do know with eleventy billion percent accuracy:
If and when, the Chiefs were to make the playoffs......
And if and when, your "sweetest taboo" pulls his usual bullshit....
(pause to meditate, please)
Clay?
He might have left here stomping but when he comes back, son?
He's coming straight outta' Compton on your ass.
And I can assure you with GREAT assurance, that no living army of red-wearin', goatee-sportin', itchy trigger-fingerin' Mod-Squaders will be able to stop it.
That boy got Matrix-level PC skills.
Awwwwwwwwww, sheet!
Now, if you'll excuse me, Imma' saunter on down the way:
