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23rd birthday. I was living in Clermont Florida, a suburb of Orlando. Renting a house with a buddy and his girlfriend. We had a big keg party with atleast 100 people there. Random people just starting showing up but we had plenty for all comers.
A beautiful redhead shows up. It's my birthday, I am hammered so I went in for the kill. Ended up getting the best BJ of my life. Took her a good 20 minutes to finish the job I was so wasted. Not a drop was wasted (hint), she put her shirt on, said happy birthday wrote her number down and left my room. I stumble out about 15 minutes later to my roommate being punched in the face by his girlfriend. He got caught within that 15 minutes kissing the girl in our backyard. I pull his lady off him laughing my ass off, "Hey Britteny, remember when you walked in my room and saw me getting serviced? Well that was who Clint was kissing!" I turn to Clint, "So did I taste good?" I still laugh to this day thinking about that.
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