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Originally Posted by listopencil
I heard that today was Media Day at the Broncos OTA's and one of the local reporters brought her newborn with her. She had the baby in a papoose thing to keep her hands free and was feeding it chicken wings to keep it quiet (bad idea I think) when it started to choke on one of the chicken wings. Paxton Lynch was doing seven-on-seven work on the other side of the field. He rolled out (to his right) and as he scanned the filed he noticed what was happening and planted a throw right at the base of the baby's spine, Heimliching it. The chicken wing pops up and over the mom without even getting her shirt messy, the ball falls to the ground harmlessly because he was using Perfect Touch, and then he just kept going on with practice. So. Yeah. He pretty much saved a baby's life today. He's a hero. I don't have a link. It was on Twitter.
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There is nothing saving that shit franchise this year....enjoy the dungeon.
Elway will be exposed for the chump he is...cant hide behind The Manning Preference anymore.
Horseface is going to try to low-ball Miller....like he did Assfondler. He thinks it's a privilege to play there...but failed to acknowledge without Manning...he's just a blowhard, entitled ex-jock that expects political favors.
Enjoy Stephenson and Okung (coming off shoulder surgery/ missing OTAs) protecting Sanchez.....