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Originally Posted by Marcellus
Threads like this are why I love CP.
My grandpa always told me to marry a fat ugly woman because a good looking chick will always get constantly hit on and eventually will leave you do to all the available options.
I said a fat ugly chick can leave you too, and he said yea but who gives a shit.
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Originally Posted by beach tribe
I am a LUCKY MFer.
My woman makes my dick hard every day just by looking at her.
We've been together for 5 years, and don't have one shred of evidence that she has ever lied to me.....Ever.
She makes a lot of money.
And she ****ing LOVES me.
That is the shit you cannot buy, my friend.
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These two posts are funny for totally different reasons.