So it is less than 2 weeks until I leave. A female friend of mine whom I am suspicious of trying to sink her hooks into me, and I have straight up told her, we are friends and we will NOT date, has said things like she will bawl like a baby when I leave. She has asked me what day I am "leaving her" instead of asking when I am leaving on my trip. Not one to pass up an opportunity like this, I am having great fun at her expense. I sent her this YouTube link just yesterday and rattled her cage good! lol
And to clarify why I won't date her, the price would be too high and I have no interest at my age and in my condition of jumping through hoops like some trained seal so she might ration out some lovin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOpWRHMDLHI