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Old 03-17-2016, 01:25 PM   #1872
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So can we get a culinary review?
All the store had was the pepperoni pizza kind. My office has a 1200w microwave, so I nuked it for 10 seconds shy of the recommended 2 minutes for 1100w oven. One of the corners burst open and spilled marinara and cheese onto the plate.

The package advertised a flaky, buttery crust. The crust was less flaky than spongy. It wasn't bad, just not was I expected. From the looks of it, it actually looked like there would be some crispness to it after using the included cooking pouch. It had a buttery flavor, but it was that fake butter flavor.

Upon my first bite, the filling had the texture and temperature of molten lava. I assume this is part of the Hot Pocket experience, so I allowed it linger on the roof of my mouth so I could get the full effect.

It tasted like bad pepperoni pizza. I don't say that as a negative, per se. Even bad pizza is still pretty good pizza. I found it a tad salty, even though the sodium content wasn't as high as I'd have figured it to be (around 600mg).

Overall, it's a quick meal that will do in a pinch. I didn't regret eating it then, it didn't give me any digestive problems. Would eat again. I'd give it a solid "meh."

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