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Originally Posted by manchambo
Look at this. Even the grass was rigged http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...mming-national
I believe that oil industry lizard men coated each blade of grass with a proprietary lubricant developed in the test kitchens of Papa John's. At the same time, Free Masons provided the Broncos with a secret solvent for their cleats, developed by Nationwide Insurance in laboratories hidden beneath DIA. Nationwide is on your side, Peyton. It is, indeed. |
I know...and the Broncos didn't even have to play on the same turf.