Look at this. Even the grass was rigged
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2...mming-national
I believe that oil industry lizard men coated each blade of grass with a proprietary lubricant developed in the test kitchens of Papa John's. At the same time, Free Masons provided the Broncos with a secret solvent for their cleats, developed by Nationwide Insurance in laboratories hidden beneath DIA. Nationwide is on your side, Peyton. It is, indeed.