Chicago must hate KC. United cancelled my flight after saying it was merely delayed an hour and there are no vouchers for hotels, so here I sit in Elk Grove's Super 8 for 180 bucks, hoping the airline sees fit to send a plane to KC tomorrow at noon with my ass on it. They tried booking me on the 5:34pm flight and I said that was shit and no way. I pulled the cancer card, for all the good it did me.
