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You were scratched by the claw of a one-armed man's prosthetic limb while battling to bring him to justice for the murder of your wife for which you were false accused.
The scars are the only evidence of the torture you suffered at the hands of prison inmates and prison guards before the warden took you under his wing and offered you protection due to your extraordinary math skills, which he used to help advance his corrupt schemes involving prisoner slave labor. You were, of course, only in prison due to having been falsely convicted of murdering your wife. Ultimately, however, you escaped the prison and simultaneously managed to provide evidence of the warden's corruption to local authorities and newspapers, resulting in the guards being arrested and the warden committing suicide!
These stories are so amazing, so fantastic, nobody could ever believe you just made them up. Nobody is that creative!
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