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You were jumped from behind by a ninja wielding a sai in each hand. Your cat-like reflexes enabled you to leap from danger at the last moment, suffering two minor grazing wounds. You quickly dispatched the ninja with your bare hands and then chopped up his body with his own weapons, disposing of the remains in a nearby pig farm. You were tempted to keep the weapons as souvenirs but eliminated them to help hide the trail of evidence.