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Year 1986 my friend John and I went to local water hole. We were both 19 at the time. We split a few pitchers and where feeling like bad asses. Pawnee bar was the place to drink and have a great time in this small town. Two older women about 24-25 want to hook-up so of course we were game. We follow them to some apartment and waste no time getting naked in the living room. I was doing the deed with Darla on one couch and John was on other couch with the other girl and all a sudden they jump up and grab clothes and run into bathroom. I have a pretty bad hearing problem so I had no clue what the hell was going on. Being drunk and half deaf makes it even better. About this time five guys all about 25 come walking into living room. Grabbed my shit on floor and started running toward bathroom. Of course door closed and locked so I started pounding on the door. I will not lie. I was scared shitless at this point. I finally let go of door handle and turn around and look over the five guys. For about 20 seconds they just stare at me which was strange as hell. Finally the bathroom door opens and John and the two girls come out with clothes on. I start getting dressed figuring ass kicking was finally coming. Finally they explain it's one of the girls brothers and we were using his apartment. I am pretty much thanking god at this point. They later told me they were laughing their asses off getting dressed while I fumbled with the door handle. They heard them way before they even opened the front door. Good Times!
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