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I was stationed in Ft. Bliss right after basic..being in El Paso lots of people from Mexico and went to a Walmart right off of I-10..I had been there for only a week and hadn't figured out you go to the Walmart off of Trans Mountain highway
well I'm at the I-10 Walmart and this lady backs out of her spot and I stopped to wait for her..I was about 7-8 cars away and she backed up till she hit the front of my truck..I laughed at how insanely stupid this woman had to be to hit me..I wasn't mad because she barely bumped me..I stepped out to just check the truck and the car..this woman and I'm guessing her mom..around 40 and 70 years old get out and start screaming at me in Spanish for a few minutes..I know all the cuss words and cool words like that..I'm pretty sure they called me each one a few times..I stare at them..they finally stop screaming at me when I replied with "Tengo un partido en mis pantalones." Which means I have a party in my pants..the old lady laughs..the younger woman says ****ing white people..in perfect English..then they leave
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