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Originally Posted by TribalElder
I once threw a pitcher full of toilet water into a girls face during a water fight in college. It was in my buddies dorm room. We opened the door and before she was able to get a water balloon thrown she was hit with a pitcher of watcher and the door was almost slammed shut... All but the last inch. With a mighty shove the larger woman was finally pushed out of the doorway and the door was safely locked at which time it was all I could do to announce over the non stop laughing in a short winded scream "that was toilet water beeeeeooooch". The door received a mighty kick and an upset and angry voice on the other side of the wood portal announced in a threatening tone "you are going to pay for my weave"
Unknown at the time of the deployment of said water pitcher it ended up hitting with such a force that it knocked the young ladies hair weave loose. It was all in good fun. We had lots to clean up after they left. I could not stop laughing for 10 minutes, that was the first of 3 days straight of binge drinking everything from natty light to king cobra 40 ounces. I had to stop once it started to hurt when I pissed but during that first evening, a weave was ruined by a pitcher of toilet water.. A day that still lives on in infamy. Although weaves were ruined that day, no reimbursement was provided to the unknown water fight participant
Probably not my best story but it's the one I currently remember lolz
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Calls like the ones I receive from student loan debt collectors make me pissed off that I ever went to college.
Stories like this make me miss it.
Good stuff, dude.