[MeatRock]

Originally Posted by srvy

Yes

The old burn me once.

Look at it this way it would have been very disturbing if he had a tape measure at his bedside. Also a dead give away that he posts dick measuring pics all over the interwebs. So I guess he has got that going for him. But poor guy has a shank barely bigger than a stick of ban roll on.

Real men use a large can of right guard sport aerosol 20% extra for length and girth dimensioning.