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Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0
After the Rumble, I read a shit ton of articles because I loved the trolling they pulled off. Everyone was so mad. That's kinda funny. Place would've rioted if Dolph didn't come out at 30. Come to think of it, I wish he wouldn't have. Bautista at 30 would've been amazing.
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I don't know if it's trolling or they somehow found a way to book almost every segment of the Rumble match completely wrong. The only thing they did right was make Bray Wyatt look really strong.
They buried Ambrose, Bryan and Ziggler completely. The final three was Kane, Big Show and Rock's cousin. If that didn't have Vince's fingerprints, nothing does.
They also did the hilarious "sub a random black guy for Devon" gimmick. I marked out seeing Bubba but was really let down that Devon wasn't on the show. They had the perfect setup to have a little Dudley Boys / Wyatt Family showdown.
Also, the plan was to have Titus O'Neil go out in one second like Santino a few years back but the idiots completely botched the clothesline spot.
Wrestlemania could be a trainwreck if they don't make changes. Here is the card, if I were to guess:
Lesnar vs Reigns - yawn. Although i could see whoever wins the match then losing to Rollins with his cash-in
Bray Wyatt vs Taker - don't even know if Taker can do it anymore
Sting vs HHH - awesome 15 years ago
Cena vs Rusev - yuck
Rollins vs Orton - could be great but kinda meaningless
Usos vs who gives a shit
Golddust vs Stardust - not bad
Miz vs Mizdow - could be fun
Ziggler vs Barrett - solid undercard match
Random divas trainwreck
I have no clue what they would do with Bryan. Overall a solid undercard and the main events look god-awful.