Now, since I am super biased, here is how I rate the narratives on what I want to see:
#1: Russell Wilson. He is my favorite player in the NFL.
#2: Tony Romo. Dude deserves it. Aaron Rodgers is going to abuse that shitty Dallas defense, though. That is a dream matchup for Rodgers.
#3: Peyton Manning. At the very least, I want to see him beat Tom @ New England. This would be #2 if Peyton went anywhere other than Denver.
#4: Aaron Rodgers. Love watching him play, can't fathom him beating Seattle @ Seattle when Seattle is just a terrible matchup for QB's who tend to hold the ball too long.
****GIGANTIC GAP**** (I will be unhappy to see any of these things come to fruition)
#5: Cam Newton. This means Seattle loses, and I have 8:1 at $100 on them winning the Super Bowl. The only decent futures bet I made when I was in Vegas. However, losing $100 would still be more tolerable than watching Flacco or Brady win, and also watching Andrew Luck beat Brady and then Manning, and then Wilson would be enough to make me want to puke.
HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAP
#6: Tom Brady. God. Gross.
#7: Andrew Luck.
HUGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GAP
#8: Joe Flacco. Could you imagine that our win against San Diego with Chase Daniel will be the reason this piece of shit team wins another Super Bowl? How does Joe Flacco CONSISTENTLY back into the playoffs and then find a way to win Super Bowls? Why? Why? How? You cannot be elite if every year it takes the Chiefs to beat the Chargers for your team to back into the playoffs. Sure, he may grow a pair of don't give a **** balls in the postseason, but if you play miserable football in 5 games that your team loses and it basically costs you postseason births or first round byes on a year to year basis, you cannot be elite. That is my firm stance on this.
Good God.
My least favorite teams are the Colts, Patriots and Ravens. These teams have all easily eclipsed the Broncos and Raiders for me. In fact, how does one even hate the Raiders anymore? I just feel sorry for them.
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