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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer
Had to work all day today and again tomorrow.
You guys really need to slow down on the Bacon , I need a ****ing break.
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How is women like bacon? Both smell good, taste good and are slowly killing men
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Originally Posted by LoneWolf
His response after he thought about it for a while was, "I taught my daughter not to sleep with drunk guys."
My response, "well, you obviously taught her that after she graduated from college."
It's going to be awkward at the breakfast table in the morning.  |
Shoukd've just said, "oh, it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard". Then under your breath say, "I'll take something I never say to my wife for $1000, alex."