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Hammock Parties · 12-24-2014, 03:37 PM

We hit the Burger King bathroom across the street for a piss break and a selfie. I've attempted to lock myself in with paper towels but I don't think it's gonna hold. Actually, those paper towels were already there. Some germophobe just gone done in here. Weirdos. Note my leather jacket. Why yes, it is 100% lambskin and a screen-accurate replica of Harrison Ford's jacket from the 1981 smash action adventure hit Raiders of the Lost Ark. A LUCASFILM LTD. PRODUCTION.

ONWARD! Now that we are fed, let's get some nerd shit. Fun anecdote: a slightly disabled person was doing that sideways limp funkyman walk in front of me as I took this pic. I wonder if they thought I was taking a picture of them. I feel slightly guilty, but they were probably going in here to buy a pokemen doll to dry hump at night anyway.

YES! YES! YES! This is the best bang for your nerd buck on the planet. For half the price of an Indian buffet, which will give you a brick of shit in a few hours, you can get a whole brick of this other shit.

SUCK MY BRICK

We're heading home now but we have one more stop. Because I love to shop. TJ Maxx until you drop. Out of my car I hop. I really love that Indian slop. If you are one, **** you, cop.

A dead man wore this.

Here's another dead man. $39.99 for his ****ing death robes? **** that shit. I oughta burn this TJ Maxx down.

Speaking of things that need to die in a fire, on the way home I spot a woman with HER ****ING LAPDOP IN HER LAP WHILE SHE IS DRIVING. Johnson County is home to the dumbest ****ing WASPs in the country. This lady probably ate at Panera Bread for lunch. I bet she hasn't even SEEN Star Wars, and probably thinks I'm wearing a regular old leather jacket.

And we're home. This is a special photo to me, because last year I couldn't get up the driveway in the snow. **** you, Mustang.

So yeah, remember all those apples in my shopping cart? LET'S MAKE SOME ****ING APPLESAUCE. You can see the cinnamon stick peeking up at right. Note my very classy and sophisticated Emeril cookware. You know you turn like 15 apples into a huge pot of applesauce in about 90 minutes? It's wonderful.

Aww yeah. Feeding time for my Klipsch Promedia 2.1 speaker. Eat up buddy. You can see Boba Fett's boot!

I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO "DO THIS SHIT." RIP INDIAN FOOD.

I am a Fed-I.

Join us next time on Gay Day VII: The Farce Awakens

Previous Episodes of GDWC:

Episode I: Winstead's

Episode II: Taco John's

Episode III: Big Biscuit

Episode IV: Pizza Manifesto

Episode V: Culvers

12-24-2014, 03:37 PM	#2
Hammock Parties I'll be back. Join Date: Nov 2002 Casino cash: $1030478	We hit the Burger King bathroom across the street for a piss break and a selfie. I've attempted to lock myself in with paper towels but I don't think it's gonna hold. Actually, those paper towels were already there. Some germophobe just gone done in here. Weirdos. Note my leather jacket. Why yes, it is 100% lambskin and a screen-accurate replica of Harrison Ford's jacket from the 1981 smash action adventure hit Raiders of the Lost Ark. A LUCASFILM LTD. PRODUCTION. ONWARD! Now that we are fed, let's get some nerd shit. Fun anecdote: a slightly disabled person was doing that sideways limp funkyman walk in front of me as I took this pic. I wonder if they thought I was taking a picture of them. I feel slightly guilty, but they were probably going in here to buy a pokemen doll to dry hump at night anyway. YES! YES! YES! This is the best bang for your nerd buck on the planet. For half the price of an Indian buffet, which will give you a brick of shit in a few hours, you can get a whole brick of this other shit. SUCK MY BRICK We're heading home now but we have one more stop. Because I love to shop. TJ Maxx until you drop. Out of my car I hop. I really love that Indian slop. If you are one, ** you, cop. A dead man wore this. Here's another dead man. $39.99 for his ing death robes? that shit. I oughta burn this TJ Maxx down. Speaking of things that need to die in a fire, on the way home I spot a woman with HER ING LAPDOP IN HER LAP WHILE SHE IS DRIVING. Johnson County is home to the dumbest ing WASPs in the country. This lady probably ate at Panera Bread for lunch. I bet she hasn't even SEEN Star Wars, and probably thinks I'm wearing a regular old leather jacket. And we're home. This is a special photo to me, because last year I couldn't get up the driveway in the snow. you, Mustang. So yeah, remember all those apples in my shopping cart? LET'S MAKE SOME *ING APPLESAUCE. You can see the cinnamon stick peeking up at right. Note my very classy and sophisticated Emeril* cookware. You know you turn like 15 apples into a huge pot of applesauce in about 90 minutes? It's wonderful. Aww yeah. Feeding time for my Klipsch Promedia 2.1 speaker. Eat up buddy. You can see Boba Fett's boot! I TOLD YOU WE WERE GOING TO "DO THIS SHIT." RIP INDIAN FOOD. I am a Fed-I. Join us next time on Gay Day VII: The Farce Awakens Previous Episodes of GDWC: Episode I: Winstead's Episode II: Taco John's Episode III: Big Biscuit Episode IV: Pizza Manifesto Episode V: Culvers __________________ Chiefs game films
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