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Go to a cowboy apparel store like Cavender's and make sure to buy a couple pairs of boots, and get some George Strait jeans. Polish that shit off with a belt buckle but one that is tasteful. The truck thing is not necessary but doesn't hurt matters, especially with gas prices going down this option gets better. The cowboy hat? That is for special occasions, except maybe old people. Also, say **** a lot and get your ass to church on Sundays. Bitch and moan about how country music has turned into pop music. Bag some latina chicks as they are the best women down here hands down, at least the skinny hot ones anyways. The white chicks down here are stuck up. Profit.
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