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Originally Posted by Direckshun

Count Alex's Wins

Positives: A galvanizing figure in the locker room, is as capable of dividing it as he is uniting it. Offers forum versatility, as a key contributor to Lounge, Picture and Media forums. Frequently informed on his takes, outstanding understanding of how to construct an argument. Can hit a homerun on any given post with a screencap or .gif. People with opposing opinions must know where he is on any given play.

Negatives: Will often pout if not made the focal point of the offense, projecting terrible body language and trolling. Will often pass the opinions of primary resources as his own. Great discipline in argument construction does not carry over to DC. While he does show a great affinity for the female form, he does come with a troubled history of misogynism. Will need to be groomed for a couple years on that front.