[RealSNR]

So uh... I'm gonna tell it to ya'll straight up:

There will be butthurt.

I've gone through the member list. I pulled out names that I found to be worthy of the top of this list. Because I knew this was going to be a shit****, I applied some immediate subjective filters already in the first cutdown, where I only picked out members who have been posting somewhat frequently throughout the year of 2014 and who also have a long tradition in the time that they've been here of providing the forum with cool content of SOME type, whatever that may be. Oh, and I was scanning in order of post count and lost interest in the activity if the poster had fewer than 6000 posts. Sorry n00bs.

There are 21 spots left on the list.

And I pulled out 47 names.

If that weren't bad enough, I also have a list of 9 extra posters who are top quality members, yet they haven't been posting continuously throughout the past year, so while they're not disqualified, they're kind of on the outside looking in.

So basically... sorry in advance. Yes, I know you've devoted your time over the past 10+ years typing out 25,000+ posts. But I only have so much room left, and yes, those other dudes up there ARE cooler than you.

What I'll do is every so often in the next 21 roasts, I'll throw in a group roast of 3 or 4 names that didn't make the list but should have. That way everybody gets a jizz-stained award from lcarus's trophy store! Yay!