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Originally Posted by Mavericks Ace
Why? Why should I leave?
My only fault was liking alex Smith and Hell I don't ****ing talk about him any more.
I don't even go into the game day chats any more purely out of respect for you.
You jumped all over me last season when I bitched about Kendrick Lewis so I have stayed out.
So no, I won't be leaving. **** off
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There are many things wrong with this post. I shall now walk you through them:
1)There is nothing wrong with liking Alex Smith. Many drooling morons do this every Sunday. You are not alone, so stand by your man. Do you think I'm gonna' puss out and back down when Geno comes calling? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu******* no. I've waited a lonnnng time for THIS moment, my little, green friend.
( I'm letting the overconfidence build among LCTF Nation, so don't tell anyone, m'kay? )
2)Why do you stay away from the game threads? You have a right to cheer for your man, just like the other aforementioned housewives....I mean "Alex Fans". Stand up and be counted! I'm rarely in the game threads because I'm usually doing something more productive with my time on Sunday. I don't schedule for the ****ing Chiefs; they for schedule ME. That's just how it is.
3)There is not a goddamned thing wrong with bitching about Kendrick Lewis.
In short; CP was built on a grand pyramid of insults, douchiness, testicular fortitude, and the sweat of many bald men with goatees. What does this all mean, then?
Nothing.
Not a damned thing. As it is, was, and always will be.
This.....
is the Planet.
And those guys in red uniforms are like a little Christmas ornament that gets to hang on the giant ponderosa pine that started as Charlie Brown's tree, and has surpassed it's once weighty master.