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Originally Posted by Katipan
Sexiest thing I've ever read on CP.
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Oh. Really?
I'm 100% sure I could out-drink Sproles and then when he's reaching for the ticket I'd blast him with a chair for not tipping the waitress. Being that's pretty ****ed up after all the booze I drank and he can afford it. She could be a single mother.
You don't buy that much sauce and not tip.
And after his peep's left me mangled outside the back of the bar the waitress would clean my wounds and offer to take me to waffle house.
Because she's a single mother. She's got 2 kids.
She'd talk about her ex and I'd pretend to care. There'd be a shared moment after the meal and I'd leave without asking for a number.
The next day I'd wake up pissing blood and think how ****ing stupid it was to kick an NFL player in the chest and hope to God I wasn't so drunk I let the waitress snake the debt card I can't find at the moment...