[Canofbier]

Originally Posted by loochy

You sure?


Online girl: Hey, you are cute and you look interesting. Let's get together.

xztop123: You are wrong. I'm not cute and I don't have a chin.

Online girl: Oh, don't worry about it. It's not a big deal to me. I want to get to know you.

xztop123: You don't seem to understand - science says that girls don't dig dudes with weak jawlines.

Online girl: I just told you that I'm interested in you. WTF?

xztop123: What is wrong with me? Why can't I get laid!? This doesn't make sense! I wear indoor stocking caps, choke girls as a pickup opening, and I even grew nasty pre-pubescent facial hair! I even make a conscious effort to make rapeface all of the time! Why won't you sleep with me random online girl?

Online girl: *no response*