I have an overt physical deformity. My chin / nose combo resemble this gu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOQO0OzX4Kk#t=452
and i also have male pattern baldness. I dont think it should come as a huge surprise i am unable to get laid. (I also have some mild acne)
the only thing that's surprising is the fact that i put in this much time/effort with no reward. You'd imagine that i'd have run into a girl with a penchant for guys with weak chins/analytical overactive minds by now, as there are all types of weird fetishes