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Originally Posted by Count Zarth
Dude. Just stop. This madness is not worth it.
Find a girl whom you are compatible with. Someone who has similar interests. Express desire for her based on her as a person, not as a set of goddamn genitalia.
Stop trying to **** random girls at bars just because they are hot. Even if you are a jacked-ass cock diesel mother****er with 150k in the bank, it's a hollow pursuit.
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Worst. Advice. Ever.
The chick in paragraph A is just going to leave you/cheat on you with someone else no matter how yoked up you are with your jacked-ass diesel cock and the 150k in the bank. War Machine thought the same and his hose beast hosed someone else.
Just bang chicks.
Preferably in the bar parking lot. In her car. With her calling you a name that you just made up when you introduced yourself to her an hour earlier.
It's what I do.
Or what I used to do before my transcendent enlightenment.