52. Dayze
Dayze is everybody's crazy uncle. No, not the kind that hands out free dicksicles to Black Bobs. No, not the teedubya kind that believes Scott Pioli has poisoned everybody's drinking water with fluoride. And no, not the awkward Deberg kind that can only ever make small talk about the weather at family gatherings. I'm talking about the kind that always has a zinger in his back pocket, even if it's just a small one. The kind that will hide a penis joke in a conversation with his 5-year old niece. That kind.
The guy is really funny. He should consider a career as a standup comic. Just get together a list of jokes and BOOM he's got an act. And what with being unemployed, he's got plenty of time to spend at home and go **** himself. Err... I mean organize his joke set. And wouldn't that be cool? Ol' Uncle Dayze... fired for laughing at Lemon Party jokes on Chiefs Planet while at work... now opening for The Amazing Johnathan at the Motel 6 in Sioux City! Isn't that kind of cool?