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Originally Posted by saphojunkie
Yes, I want to get back together with you. But you have to get rid of that dog.
But I love my dog.
More than you love me?
Obviously not.
Well, I can't have a dog right now.
But you'll love this dog! It's the exact kind of breed you've always said you wanted.
I understand that. And it's a great dog. But I have a small window with my new job, and it's going to be a lot of travel. I can't afford to have a dog right now. This could be the biggest moment in my career and I want you to be a part of that.
I want to be a part of that-
But it doesn't work if we have a dog.
This dog is totally self sufficient. You can leave it in the yard and it will protect the house while we're away so you don't have to stress about it.
I want a cat.
Ugh....
I need a cat. A blue point siamese.
This dog was free at the pound with all its shots. And now you want me to spend a bunch of money on some purebred cat that needs all this expensive shit.
It's the expensive cat and me or you can sit at home alone with the dog.
****... Alright I'll see if I can find a good home for the dog.
I love you.
Yeah... I... I love you too.
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We don't know if Wiggins the Dog is self-sufficient yet. He's a puppy and we just got him from the pound. Yeah, he's a smart breed like a German Shepherd, but any dog can get ****ed up if you don't have a clue what you're doing.
Love the Cat may be expensive, but he came from the old reeruned people next door. You've taken care of the cat before and know that it's had bad owners, but it's still a nice cat that doesn't piss on furniture and claw at the drapes and children. It's only 7 years old and relatively healthy outside of the time two years ago when the old guy accidentally slammed the door on its tail and broke it. The old people are making you pay out the ass for it, but in terms of being the right fit for the household, Love the Cat is the superior pet for the dude who's trying to have a successful career.