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Yes, I want to get back together with you. But you have to get rid of that dog.
But I love my dog.
More than you love me?
Obviously not.
Well, I can't have a dog right now.
But you'll love this dog! It's the exact kind of breed you've always said you wanted.
I understand that. And it's a great dog. But I have a small window with my new job, and it's going to be a lot of travel. I can't afford to have a dog right now. This could be the biggest moment in my career and I want you to be a part of that.
I want to be a part of that-
But it doesn't work if we have a dog.
This dog is totally self sufficient. You can leave it in the yard and it will protect the house while we're away so you don't have to stress about it.
I want a cat.
Ugh....
I need a cat. A blue point siamese.
This dog was free at the pound with all its shots. And now you want me to spend a bunch of money on some purebred cat that needs all this expensive shit.
It's the expensive cat and me or you can sit at home alone with the dog.
****... Alright I'll see if I can find a good home for the dog.
I love you.
Yeah... I... I love you too.
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