I banged a Sasquatch last night. Didn't realize it was a Sasquatch until we got back to it's cave. I was too hopped up on mushrooms to care once I realized it was a Sasquatch. Woke up this morning next to Jim Jones, and I was wearing a condom....
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2025 Adopt a Chief - Travis “Swifty Slayer” Kelce
The Travis Kelce farewell tour SB MVP incoming!
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