61. J Diddy
J Diddy's a really nice guy. To be honest, I don't think I have the heart to roast him. That's okay, because neither does he.
In the last couple of years he started to pick up his posting frequency dramatically, which is probably the reason why he's on this list in the first place. And even then I wasn't paying too much attention because it was usually about how life is beautiful or some shit like that. I think I recall him saying he did a lot of drugs decades ago? That makes sense to me, so I'm going to roll with that. It might also explain why he reveres Dick Bull so much. Together, they obviously fought a lot of dragons in rainbow chariots back in the day.
J Diddy also seems to care a lot about people on here. He's more likely to post a "How are you doing?" thread than he is something about football. There's a history of that happening to a lot of people who get busy and popular on the night crew-- JOhn, luv, beerme, etc. The difference between J Diddy and those guys, however, is that J Diddy actually knows how to form basic grammatically-correct sentences in English. Actually, now that I'm looking at that list, there appears to be a correlation with being the star of night crew Chiefs Planet and disappearing from the Planet for enormous chunks of time. Let that serve as a warning to you, rico.
So light one up for J Diddy tonight. Because if you don't, he'll probably smoke it for you.