65. Cannibal
Okay, I'm going to say a few things about Cannibal, but most of this roast is going to be directed at the listmaker. A few things have to be said here.
Cannibal's been here since the very beginning of this forum, but my first remembered interaction with him came a few years ago. I could have sworn that back when I posted on the OrangeMange there was a dude named Cannibal, so I started ripping on Denver around him. Turns out he's actually a Chiefs fan. Who would have known? I certainly didn't, because he was just that non-descript.
I'm pretty sure the thing Cannibal is most known for is a period of about 6 or 7 months some time ago when he was a semi-active poster in the DC forum. He's pretty liberal, so I think he got frustrated and stopped going there. Since then, I'm not really sure what he posts any more, but he doesn't do it very often. He's largely regarded as a nice guy, but I think that's all that most people have to really say about him. So I guess 8900 posts not-so-memorable posts in nearly 14 years is enough for a 65 ranking.
Okay, now the other business. The listmaker has put this guy above some really really juicy names. Penn Jillette, the conspiracy nut John the Baptist of SOC? DaKCMan AP, who has only put up more than a decade of consistent, quality football discussion even when propped up by his weird "awesome" quirk? Salame is the last of the ****ing weirdos, and he only gets a 94? Rico? MOTHER ****ING RICO!!! Cannibal is at least 20 spots higher than all of these guys?
What the ****ing ****? At least TRY to work with some consistency, here! If that's a "best of AS OF 2014" list, then the PPD stat should have a much stronger bearing to balance out strong n00bs and CP legends. If it's just a best posters list of the past year 2014, then put some dudes on the list who have written something besides, "That Chiefs playoff loss sucked. I like Alex Smith and Andy Reid."
There isn't much of a method to making the list. I get that. I know that there can't be. But this is insane. At least go through a couple complete drafts before you decide on some names to put up here.