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Originally Posted by SNR
72. MagicHef
This rating is bogus. You've got a ton of Chiefs fans ranked ahead of me, but what have they really posted recently? Food threads? Stuff about Lemon Party and Tubgirl? The same arguments about QBs and the draft? Talk about an easy schedule. What a bunch of overrated clowns. Try posting nothing but Donk homery. That's original and quality posting! I am nothing like you and your awful strength-of-posting record.
You should be more like me. Everybody likes to make fun of Clay for posting PFF stuff, but I'm the true king of that shit. The Broncos will win the Super Bowl because PFF. There, see? I just did it. Nobody else is as blatant about that garbage as I am. I'm like ChiefsandOsFan except with PFF articles and stats.
Why do I use it? Science. Sure, all those stats didn't help me when I claimed like an idiot that Britton Colquitt was the best of the Colquitt brothers at punting. But everything else is gold. Like Peyton Manning's arm at the end of the season. Not tired or ineffective. Gold. I know it's like that because PFF told me so.
Thank God the mods got rid of Knowmo. I'm now the biggest Donk homer on CP. Hope you guys are ready to watch Von WareWolfe wreck some face after Von does something stupid, Ware's brain gets put in a jar, and Wolfe plays like the Mike Catapano of the Denver Broncos.
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So, it took me 11 days to notice that I had been listed on here.
Thanks PGM.