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Originally Posted by PGM
Probably from my roast from last year as I thought you had said she was a 2nd cousin  |
Haha, nah I wouldn't marry my cousin, dudely. That's more of a Missouri thing..and I'm from Southeast Iowa, so I'm in the clear there. WHEW!!!
I think you mistook that with another story. Back when I was single, I brought a girl home to presumably bump uglies, but when we pulled into my driveway, I asked her about her family lineage and we found out that we were 2nd cousins, so it was a no-go. When I was single, I always had to ask girls about their family lineage prior to getting things moving because my great grandma loved the cock and had 16 kids. 14 of them were girls and married into different last names. Therefore I have tons of cousins that I haven't even met...and it's pretty much impossible to keep up with all of them. With that said, I always had to ask a girl about her family lineage to ensure I wasn't getting down with a cousin.
Sidenote: One of my cousins on that side married Lou Holtz's son. I've been an Irish fan since...although I've never met Lou Holtz, his son or my cousin.