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Originally Posted by htismaqe
Right now I'm considering running a garden hose from my tail pipe to the driver's side window...
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Then you can pass out in the car. Your wife will walk into the garage and see you, at which moment you decide you want to live. You back out of the garage and out of the driveway and proceed to get smashed by a speeding drunk driver. You will get millions out of the lawsuit and you can use your free time to pursue your interests, such as creating a a "jump to conclusions" mat or doing CP roasts and rankings.