80. Rams Fan
Okay, look. You can say what you will about me as a poster, but remember that it could be much worse. I wasn't an annoying Rams troll back when the Chiefs made the Trent Green trade and St. Louis looked like a promising team for the next several years. I mean, I was probably one of those dorks who wrote D&D fanfiction-type Rams stories on that Book of Spiral Horns forum. You can make assertions like that against me. I'm fine with that.
You can tell me to drink antifreeze. You can change my username to Starbucks Fan for an entire year. You can bitch me out for taking too long to make my shitty Rams pick in the CP Mock. That's cool. I let that stuff just roll off my back because I'm a nice guy.
Hell, I know how much you hate it when fans of other teams come in here and post all the shit they do about the Chiefs and their numerous failures since the ****ing Nixon administration. You guys beat yourselves up about it enough as it is, and you don't need some snaggle-toothed moron thinking they're getting the best of you by pointing out something you didn't realize.
Even then, I don't mind you making fun of my team. You can call them the Lambs. You can make fun of my city. You can point out all those top draft picks my team has collected recently and how we'll still be sitting in the ****ing cellar for several years. I don't mind that. Once again, I'm easy-going and cool about it.
But say one cross word about my QB, and I'll ruin you. Go see what happens if you suggest that my team needs to move on from Sam Bradford regardless of whether or not he could have been a great QB if he didn't have PTSD from his awful putrid offensive line. It's not pretty. You don't want to do that. You also don't want to call him a clueless brokedick beady-eyed ****face.
Sam Bradford is my QB. That's my QB, man.