81. bevischief
Then the midgets
With chainsaws roaring
Wrote three words
In that thread
That was shitty
Then the midgets
Raped Knowmo stupid
Using three words
At a time
Just like this
Then the midgets
Kicked PGM square in the dick for making that shitty thread that made me keep posting "Then the midgets" in other threads for a period of several months.
Okay, but seriously, I'm kind of a cool guy. But like all North Dakotans, I sound a lot dumber than I actually am. All I have to do is drunk post on CP occasionally, and BAM! People suddenly think I'm an incoherent asshole who masturbates to all of the reality shows about little people on TLC.
On the positive side, my NDSU Bison would probably beat Rusty's shitty ****ing Cyclones by 5 TDs in football. At least I've got that going for me.