#90: Hog Farmer
While I'm not the only member of the Planet that engages in Bestiality, I am the only one to not only admit it but openly flaunt it.
Boar semen is to me what antifreeze is to Chiefsplanet - the life blood from which all good things grow. Without me, there really would be no Chiefsplanet because 3/4 of the members here live almost entirely on bacon and BBQ ribs.
Years of practice have given me a GI Joe-like Kung Fu grip. If only I could get my hands on this guy...
