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"Give Moose a Special Blue Participation Ribbon, and an embossed certificate of participation he can hang in his bedroom. Take him to a nice lunch on the Plaza. Tell him that although he has disappointed us, we still love him and want him to succeed. Tell him to keep trying, hold his head up, and soon he'll be back here contributing to the organization like we know he can. Tell him he's only a few hours away, and he can bring his laundry here on weekends if he likes. Then give him a little kiss on the cheek, and put him in a very nice rental car, and let Billy Butler drive him to Omaha. I'll decide whether Billy drives the car back tonight or not." - GMDM
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