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Originally Posted by ThaVirus

It is. You think I'd beat my dick to just any ol' vids?!? Forget about it!



Yeah, the gushing, spurting blood splatter was definitely comical, as was the use of slow-mo at times.

Spoiler!

And yeah, the whole woman thing was definitely pretty 'meh' for me. Not only Artemisia but Queen Gorgo when the Spartans finally showed up as well. Gorgo stood on the front line of the very first ship to encounter the Persians and literally slaughtered like 12 of them within 10 seconds. Pretty realistic!

I guess I shouldn't expect realism from this type of story but come on now. No ****ing way a woman, a QUEEN no less, would be the first to battle. And she didn't even have a ****ing shield. Some Spartan she is..

I did think it was pretty funny when she mentioned something about Themistocles "stroking his cock to the sight of real warriors" or something or other. Reminded me of Batiatus in Spartacus "Great Zeus's cock!" "The Gods have finally seen fit to remove cock from ass!"

Jupiter's Cock dude. Get that shit right.